When I saw this, I realized that I had been saying the same thing in my head for years.
Minus the YOLO, that was a fairly recent addition.
These days occur with alarming frequency.
As long as you don't mention Buffy, Dr. Who, or Stephen King, everything will be fine and our conversation will remain relatively normal.
I kid you not, there have been rough days where I have thought of this and it made it better.
No, seriously.
If you want to be my friend, you will not do this.